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Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"
by enjoizzz March 15, 2009
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foot bush

Noun. The pubic-like fuzz sprouting from the top of the adult human foot. Generally occurring in males, foot bush has shown some prevalence in the adult female population.

Example: If in your shoe you feel a squish/ you may have grown a foot bush.

Curly and coarse like the hair on your tush/ is that of the voluminous hair of your foot bush.
by Taint Hammer May 12, 2015
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Piston Foot

Son of God but portrays himself as the devil, puts a fake mask on to show people that he's evil
by Piston Foot November 22, 2021
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Foot fetish

by Alex has feet fetish September 3, 2021
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Foot Selfie

Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
by theindividualist February 1, 2015
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.
My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.
by VA_Guy August 17, 2024
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