1. -verb (used without object) :fool.
2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of
2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of
Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."
Person 2: J-Monk!!!
Person 2: J-Monk!!!
by JM2 July 22, 2009
Get the J-Monk mug.A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.
Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
by sandvag May 18, 2021
Get the Dirty J mug.A guy who enters a room and live up the atmosphere instantly, is is of great energy and can make the most emo person burst out in joy.
A ball of sunshine.
A ball of sunshine.
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by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021
Get the J-hope mug.A very well defined slim petite woman, with small yet sexy features. Usually very quiet and hard to read.
by Analyticator September 12, 2013
Get the Hop J mug.The sexual contact between to men where they thrust their penises into pencil sharpeners whilst pouring lemon juice on their penises at the same time as the james charle's fetty wap impression plays on a continuous loop
by RezXk-No-You May 28, 2019
Get the J-HAWK1526 mug.A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.
lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"
j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"
lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"
j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself
j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"
lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"
j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself
by IceMang January 4, 2008
Get the J-House mug.Jane: The other day Matt called me a pizza face but then winked at me. What does he mean?
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
Mary: Yeah, that's a classic j-flame. He's trying to get in your pants!
by Turdburgler24 June 14, 2016
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