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Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.
Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.
by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017
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sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.
Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.
by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023
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Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.
Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".
by Shredderben November 20, 2022
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Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.
When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage
by The_Morganator August 10, 2009
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double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.
by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017
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Seafood and sausage gumbo

A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.
Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.
by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021
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sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.
The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!
by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017
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