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Matthew

Hey look, it's a Matthew!
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Matthew Nagisa1000

HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND HOT AND FREE
MATTHEW IS HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND FREE NAGISA1K and means Matthew Nagisa1000 is cool
by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 21, 2020
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Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them
A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew
by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.
Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”
by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.
by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022
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matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob
bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce
by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020
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