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piss queen

A gay man who likes to be urinated on and/or who drinks another man's urine as part of a sexual encounter
Did you see that piss queen with the piss flowing onto his face, into his mouth and down his chest? He was swallowing! That's hot!
by Kevitar September 24, 2018
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fast piss

peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom

normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.
hey man, your loo smells so bad. First, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast piss.
by sudanny October 23, 2009
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piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 17, 2009
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Piss Weak

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.
1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"
by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019
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Piss Funnel

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.
by TASHAK December 30, 2013
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Piss Chair

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing
by Carter Chunt February 23, 2015
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Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.
After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
by dailybragger January 4, 2012
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