i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

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And i Oop-

And I oop-.

So the vsco girl said “and I oop- sksksksk.”

by Yea, I’m random :) June 5, 2020

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i nose

Also known as I know

Did you know that his nose is huge?
I nose

by booboo12345 October 2, 2012

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I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

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i-Ready

The worst fucking school program ever.

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.

by kaihai January 31, 2023

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And I oop-

This term can be heard from annoying girls (Vsco girls) that are obsessed with hydro-flasks, scrunchies, and metal straws. These creatures can be seen in messy buns, big te-shirts and ugly shell necklaces. These vsco girls are also the reason why your local restaurant now has paper straws. They are also obsessed with turtles, and if you ever hear save the turtles you should run for your life because a vsco girl is approaching.

Vsco girl: *dRoPS hYdrOFlaSk* SKSKSKSKKS AND I OOP, SAVE THE TURTLES AND I OOP- AND I OOP-

by Lil_Roach_Daniella November 4, 2019

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