ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022

Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023

Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022