Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018

dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

Dump out

The act of a woman revealing her breast by grabbing the bottom of her shirt and raising it up so that both breast dump out the bottom of it

That chick just pulled a dump out

by Spode Jenkins April 24, 2017

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w September 1, 2008

Fist Dump

Fist pumping while in the process of taking a shit

I was Fist Dumping before i went out to the club

by pokered25 August 1, 2012

Informational Dump

To eat a dictionary and to take a dump

David grabbed his pen and took an informational dump on his paper.

by informational dumps November 15, 2011

dump punch

When you punch someone in the stomach after they've told you that they have to poop.

Karen dump punched Billy after he told her he had to shit.

by Jaike.Tate May 15, 2014