national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Dragonball-Z to your chakras.

Powered up on your chakras. The most powerful chakra surge ever. Nirvana.

When I left that yoga class I had to scream out Dragonball-Z to your chakras.

by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021

National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

Your Mom

calling some one an idiot and saying that your mom does "bad things"

I bet that is not what your MOM said last night

by Mryesssness November 16, 2020