your mom

a word or phrase that is used to insult I guess

your mom is so fat when she goes out in high heels, she went back home with flip flops

by ImFlatLikeAMat November 10, 2021

your mom

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

by goose624 October 16, 2021

your mom

the woman im fucking

i fucked your mom last night.

by daddyshrekuwu August 20, 2022

National Send Nudes to your girl day

July 26th is National send nudes to yo girl.

HG ITS NATIONAL SEND NUDES TO YOUR GIRL DAY.

Have you got any?

Yes ma’am 🙌

by homegirl5505 July 26, 2021

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

double knott your laces

A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.

"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"

by wandering about August 14, 2018

Your mom

An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.

Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?

Joe: yes

Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?

Joe: nah

Billy: then what are you going to do?

Joe: your mom ;)

by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022