Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

cavity shit

When one takes a shit so massive that initially they feel no sense of relief. It is only 5 - 15 minutes later that the cavity left by the shit inside their stomach collapses and they can feel the sweet relief.

Doug is doubled over in the hallway, should we call 999?? No, he said he was going to take a massive cavity shit, give him around ten minutes.

by will_shatner November 11, 2017

crocka shit

That's a lie or is that's bullshit

person 1: "im a millionare!"
person 2: "thats a crocka shit!"

by donotlivelaughlove November 1, 2022

deep shit

some shit you really don't wanna be in

You in some deep shit now son

by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020

Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.

I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.

by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022

Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish

Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe

by Based! April 11, 2022

Shit

a word used when bored

Imma go do something

*types shit in urban dictionary

by Atema February 1, 2022