Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021

shit a dime

To do the easiest/simplest thing. Often used sarcastically to describe complete apathy.

Why do you care about him? He wouldn't shit a dime for you.

by tryhardaar November 3, 2022

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

Shit

(Dystopica) A heavy metal band formed in 2019. This band’s music includes melodic riffs, harmonizing guitars and strong vocals.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Dystopica?
Person 2: You mean shit?

by Hinata Hyuga October 14, 2020

dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.

He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .

by I’mBoomboombaby April 8, 2022

Full of shit

Someone too busy using thoughts and ideas they didn't come up with and taking undue credit rather than giving any to anybody, the way they've always been. Someone who didn't get enough ass whoopings from an authority figure as a kid to know how to make anybody's life he'll, or tormented.

Lindsay had always been full of shit.

by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021