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You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father
Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice
by Theslutcum June 27, 2022
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just absolutely amazing and stunning and cool as shit so come at me if you don't think so but you are poggers. Unless you're not...
PERSON 1: YOU are coming to my party right?
PERSON 2: but YOU are cooler than me
PERSON 1: no one is cooler than YOU. Cool is the definition of you. Get your ass over to my party you pog mf.
by thatastronomyguy January 29, 2022
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Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners
"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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you can see the pain in his dih

tiktok term to make fun of something that is trying to be sad or edgy that is actually corny
xxxtentacion: "whats that...whats a father..heh..."
commenter: "you can see the pain in his dih 🥺💔"
by Cyberspaxz April 30, 2025
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Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR
1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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