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Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.
Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.
by echoAwoo May 16, 2022
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WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
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Ask your crush out day

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
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April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!
by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022
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Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.
"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"
by W00413 September 30, 2025
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Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January
"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"
by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025
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Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.
Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!
by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018
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