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Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die
normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021
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Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.
1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"
by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014
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Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.
"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "
by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020
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pepe porn

porn which includes pepe and a nice room
YO DID YOU KNOW I SEARCHED PEPE PORN ON THE HUB?
by pp bang December 2, 2020
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Virtue Porn

The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.
Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.

Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.
by vashdao June 2, 2021
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Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.
Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!
by Runitdude September 3, 2019
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Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.
"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."
by 1BadMF July 28, 2018
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