eye butter

The copious mucous that fuses your eyelids shut with pink eye (conjunctivitis)

I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.

by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017

Better Butter

(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.

(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.

Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!

by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 3, 2021

toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it

Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass

by ethab April 16, 2015

prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe April 22, 2018

Duck butter

The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh

Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants

Lol just scrape it out with a spoon

by Men @ work December 1, 2018

turn butter

Another word for Jerking off. If your a little awkward in explaining things then say this really helps.

Oh man I really need to turn some butter

Dang I really need to turn butter

by WILDBEAST February 12, 2017

butter diet

When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.

"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."

by Hungry Joe May 9, 2015