Michael Jackson

Guy that says hee hee

Hee Hee

-Michael Jackson

by Death_Potato576 March 31, 2020

Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012

Michael Keegan

Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.

Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay

by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

Michael Lim

That one gigachad asian kid.
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest guy in any given situation.

Girl: I really like Michael Lim, I want his hand pictures.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a gigachad.

by ioitsujax November 20, 2021

michael hunt

That handsome young man

Hey have you seen that handsome young man?
Who?
Oh I mean have you seen Michael Hunt

by Milkshakesandearthquakes May 29, 2017

Michael Sheen

An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.

Damn, bro, that Michael Sheen got me high AF!

by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017