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Monopoly Karen

Someone who, whilst playing Monopoly, gets mad at others for adhering to rules with which they are not familiar.
The bank CAN auction that property if you don’t want to buy it. And I’m going to offer $10 for it. Don’t be a Monopoly Karen just because you don’t know the rules!
by anonymous August 23, 2025
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Grand Karen

A third generation Karen. The type of old bitch who has enjoyed 50+ years of white privilege. She the Charizard of Karens. She is proud of her daughter Karen and all that she has accomplished with the use of her white tears
Yo did you see that old white bitch get punched in the face?

Yeah man, that was Grand Karen.
by Hardtruths June 25, 2020
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Keffiyeh Karen

They are a Species of the Karen Genus and share similar traits. Like Karen, they are easily offended or misgendered and then cry about not feeling comfortable or safe. Often, hunger strikes between lunch and dinner. She will always call an ambulance to change a tampon and then complain about it to the EMT’s Manager.

However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.

However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.

Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.

But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
Example 1: Look, Abdullah. That Keffiyeh Karen wearing a Pride Flag would probably not last very long in our home Islamic State. But we love her "fishies for fisherman."
by Snorlax#1 April 9, 2024
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Karen

A Karen would say "l let me speak to your manager!"
by cheeseyaaaaaaassss April 16, 2022
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Karen

The middle-aged white lady at a low-budget store (think Walmart) who mistakes you for an employee, then threatens to "have you fired" when you won't do your job. The only way to stop her is by calling Security or the police and having her physically removed from the store.
Yesterday a Karen thought I worked at the store where I was stopping and wanted me to do HER shopping. When I refused she started screaming and Security had to drag her sorry ass out the door and ban her for life!
by dhjohns February 26, 2022
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Karen-on-the-spot

When you’re making out with a Karen at a music festival, and she takes you to the nearest johnny-on-the-spot to have sex, only to leave you standing there, blue balled, questioning your life decisions.
I thought for sure I was getting laid at the concert tonight, but this chick pulled a Karen-on-the-spot on me.
by Mypseudonympho August 18, 2022
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Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.
"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"
by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021
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