The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."

"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

Christmas Eve 2023

A day where Kee Wei joins for dinner and drinks.

It is Christmas Eve 2023.

by Straits Times December 22, 2023

christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.

"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"

by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017

Christmas

A scam for retailers to make you buy their products at "affordable" prices for Christmas.

Christmas is such a Scam!

by somedouche101 November 7, 2017

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.

Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.

by HoHoNo December 12, 2010

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

pea christmas

when pea unite and celebrate christmas like cute little pea's at one of peas house

P : OMFG pea christmas soon - 22nd december cant wait
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!

by i am amily December 8, 2012