to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

by gettincookies February 20, 2011

Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.

Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!

by Schnozz January 7, 2013

cookie nukie

When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

Dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile.

by redman420 August 9, 2010

Cookie Dick

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.

I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.

by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018

Terror Cookie

A Terror Cookie is a teen, aged 14-17 who hangs out at the local mall food court. The wear shitty makeup, such as the "crying eyeliner," "the evil eyeliner spider web" and the ever classic "the crow's awesome makeup". They hang out in food courts because they like to "scare old ladies" and "annoy the preppies" but really, they are looking for attention. They are nothing more than attention whores, not unlike the little camwhores that litter this website. Terror Cookies wear clothes (usually hoodies) that feature such amazing artists as KoRn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Cradle Of Filth. They (the terror cookies) feel the need to be "different" by copying the styles of Dani Filth, Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson) and other famous rock stars. Terror Cookies are also "depressed" and "suicidal" because thats what they feel the goth lifestyle is all about. They are also uneducated but come from a middle class family in the suburbs, because, living in the suburbs is so evil and vile that it spawns Terror Cookies... its just that evil

"Look at those terror cookies over there in the food court"

by DeadMonkeys July 18, 2008

bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

by thaibu February 15, 2010

Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

by Floundertrap May 8, 2014