log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

log sheet by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006

Sheet spreader 

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

Sheet spreader by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009

Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

Sheet wipe by Banana Split March 2, 2017

skeets 

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shopping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

skeets by Adrian December 12, 2003

Skeeb 

noun: Every female from slut to prude that walks the face of this earth. Another term for whore, tramp, trick, easy.

Verb: Skeebin- the process of hunting down skeebs wherever you may be for as long as it may take.

noun use: "Lets go out to the club and get some skeebs for tonight."

verb use: "Grab a condom and a laso, its time to go skeebin."

Skeeb by onenonly April 12, 2006

Balance sheet 

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

Balance sheet by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

skee-u 

1.A person that will suck any ones dick for a dollar
2.A coke whore

You see a lady walking down the street and you can see her pantys you yell SKEE-U at her.

-OR-
SKEE-U just as a random drunk party favor

skee-u by Frank282 June 30, 2006