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Racket a skank

An act illegal in every state of the U.S.; when someone shoves a tennis racket or similarly shaped object into either the vagina or anus. Whether the racket goes in thin, or wide end first, is a matter of flexibility. Sometimes referred to as "racketing".
"What do you think Goatse can fit up there?"
"I bet I could racket a skank with with on no lube."
"lol wut"
Racket a skank by Oti March 9, 2008
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a person who looks really ugly and is really dirty and smelly
"urgh hes such a skank"
skank by Juzzy Weeks November 13, 2006

kukom skank

a young teenage girl who looks like a grandma and has dinosaur bumps on her face and is a slut
a kukom skank is a ugly teenage whore
kukom skank by chocolatmilk December 25, 2009
someone or something that has only washed once if that and does not seem to care about their appearance. they are usually found in the library or by the science lab eating sandwiches. ankle swingers, dock martins, and 70's haircuts are often a must for the skank
dont go near skanky mcskankerson u might get nits
skank by wonder woman November 13, 2006
to 'skank' is when someone leaves there friends for another group.

you can be called a 'skanker' if you leave them.
person one: oi skank! where you been?
person two: with these.
person one: you skank man.
skank by ThisPrincess May 17, 2009

ratchet skank 

person willing to express freedom in the hope of obtaining common nobility.
What Miley Cyrus says in the third person dressed as Joan of Arc. She says (ratchet skank) as puritans might see her.
ratchet skank by Indigo3X3 November 5, 2013