bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008

bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.

(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!

by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010

bum shower

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.

Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!

by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015