sausage pound

a male with a really large penis

the kid also called matt gray of malden Ma

by jessie December 26, 2004

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

pancakes n sausage

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007

Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.

When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

by NASS trio September 2, 2023

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017