irish outie

When you get spanked so hard it turns your vagina into a penis.
(Similar to the difference between an innie and outie belly button)

"Spank me, Sam!"

"I better be careful, I don't wanna give you an irish outie."

by fagwhorefaggit5583302 September 28, 2013

Irish Virgin

The common definition of a sexually active person who has yet to be abused by a member of the catholic church.

She may be a slag and go like the clappers but she's an Irish Virgin.
Must be something wrong with her

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

irish muckbang

the act of an ‘irish muckbang’ is where in an orgy 3 simultaneous alabama hotpockets are preformed.

man that irish muckbang was crazy last night

by spicycheetoYSL August 6, 2019

irish pumpkin

pumpkin with small stem

big irish pumpkin with a very small stem

by big irish daddy d October 20, 2010

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017

Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013

Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011