gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

by dee munee September 26, 2006

cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

hot cheese

a hot, nasty fart that smells like cheese

"hey dude! i just ripped a hot cheese!"

"It smells like hot cheese! Gross, who's responsible?!"

"this is a smelly target! i think someone let a hot cheese go!"

by wfheribdsa June 2, 2009

Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010

cheese nips

When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.

Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.

by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

cheese mcpoopy

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

by Frank December 22, 2004

Cheese Titts

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger

Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?

by Bad Town Wreckords April 17, 2011