Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

Wet canyon

When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.

"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"

by LordSqueezy June 29, 2017

wet style

when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.

Becky: Jen, his wang was so big that we had to do it wet style.

by WetStylee December 29, 2017

Wet Box

Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.

“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing”
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”

by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023

Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019