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piss pot

this is a slang term for a toilet, toilette, urinal, pot-you-pee-in etc etc.....
1)sorry love can i use your piss pot??
2)ah i need to use a piss pot where is the nearest one??
by ami March 26, 2005
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piss pot

A piss pot is a slang term which usually refersto a toilet, but can also refer to an actual pot that must be urinated into.
1) Hey, where'sthe piss pot? I'm bursting!

2) Ok, If you'd just like to take this pis pot and come back after you fill and hand it in to the nurse, please.
by Bedeb Aibcad April 24, 2008
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Piss Funnel

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.
by TASHAK December 30, 2013
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Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
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pleasure piss

This is when you need to urinate really bad after masturbating or having sexual intercourse. It also feels amazing to relieve the pressure.
*cuddling with your boyfriend* Hold on, baby. I really need to take a pleasure piss.
by Lumundigirl564 January 19, 2014
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Shitting And Pissing

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan
by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020
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pissing kittens

Dude, I am pissing kittens over the exam tomorrow.
by w0lfey June 30, 2011
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