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Brown Sock

An action taken to increase body heat in which Party A inserts their entire foot into the anus of Party B up to the ankle.
It was a cold night in Denver, so I brown socked Jill.
by Phatdaddy321 January 2, 2008
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Cunt Socks

the act of wiping someone's socks on a very musky unwashed vagina or a pair of panties that have been worn for 5 days without washing.
Bob: Hey, john. Comere. do you smell that? its been bugging the balls out of me all day!
John:Yeah. smells like fish. i do believe you have Cunt Socks.
by IAMABUTT!!!! March 6, 2011
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Dead Sock

The laundry equivalent of burial at sea- no longer salvageable let alone wearable
I was half asleep until I did the laundry smell test- Eyes wide opened from the sharpest dead sock this side of an Crohn's diseased rhino
by joshingster December 3, 2011
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Sock Toast

n 1. Same as sexual intercourse

Thingie = sock.
You-know-what = toaster.
Sock+toaster = Sock toast.

On the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.

Popularized by the fantastic fanfiction My Immortal.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Sock... into... toaster?"

"SOCK TOAST?"

Oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.

I think it's time for me and Brad to eat sock toast.
by I Puke Glitter January 5, 2011
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private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.
Eileen is my own personal private sock.
by mogilny June 23, 2006
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fuck socks

Fuck socks, that bs w4ll h4x0r!
by Benji December 14, 2002
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cock sock

She want,s me to wear a cock sock
by unknown June 11, 2006
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