cosmic power

After performing a silver surfer the man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

by Lukas Lunacy October 8, 2007

austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

Power Munt

Australian slang meaning to force yourself to vomit so you can continue to drink alcohol, often in between rounds of a drinking game.

"Go for a power munt before the next round of boat races!"

by Fulcher December 14, 2008

tessa powers

A hot girl capable of making men doing anything she says

My girlfriend has tessa powers- today I washed her car, bought her flowers and walked her dog.

by tessapowers January 8, 2012

power bob

a realy good blow job, from a well experienced woman

man can that chick really power bob

by duranged June 22, 2005

urkel power

An urkel is a percocet, which is a prescription pail killer. URKEL POWER is a term used to describe the feeling of being high off of a percocet. Just like the character Steve Urkel from the show Famiy Matters acts hyper, urkel power is the energy you get from a percocet.

Let's go get some urkel power! Or once the high kicks in, you simply yell "UR-KEL POW-ER!" and you have to do it in 4 syllables.

by Mr. and Mrs. Baby April 23, 2009

Girl Power

Annoying way to undermine feminism as some dumb and toxic pop culture trend. It's the EMBODIMENT of corporate feminism and white-liberal feminism.

Idiot: OMG did you see that top?!?! It has girl power written on it and would look so good with my newest James Charles palette.

Feminist: Uh, last time I checked this shop uses sweatshops which pay women less than one dollar an hour?

Idiot: bUT how else will I look like a #GirlBoss without buying this top and wearing lipstick made with the blood of men and eyeliner sharp enough to puncture the patriarchy?!?!?

Feminist: Buy donating the money you use to buy all that useless stuff to women-centric charities T_T

Idiot: Excuse me are you telling me makeup is bad?!?! It's my choice ok?!?!! I want to wear pounds of chemicals and change the way I look so that I feel empowered okay!??!?!

Feminist: That's not what I- Ugh, nevermind. And feminism is letting women BE empowered and not FEEL empowered by buying shit that just makes some corporate trash named John rich.

by Secretly Magical October 1, 2020