poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

gimme the poop

-A phrase generally spoken from one individual to another when seeking possession of the other's fecal matter. Once the feces are under the speaker's possession it is not specified in which way the feces will be used, but it is usually used for sexual gratification.

-Also spoken by a so-called Ass Man or Woman during excitement in advance of experiencing the buttocks of another person.

-Justen shouts "Gimme the poop!" out his open driver's side window as he drives past a bus stop lineup consisting of female jazz dancers.

-The energetic colon specialist uttered "I can't wait to watch you gimme the poop." to his patient as they prepared for a colonic irrigation procedure.

-Davie, drunk with lust and uncountable beers, shouts "Gimme the poop!" during a loud house party. His close friend BJ Goroto feels somewhat awkward because of Davie's announcement.

by Warren Crafts August 15, 2007

poop chute

1. The place where poop comes out of.

2. The place where a penis, dildo, or other foriegn object goes in.

See poop chute, rectum, or anal cavity

1. Boy, I had so much poop in my poop chute!

2. Shove your cock up my poop chute, Mike.

by j mizzle July 11, 2004

poop-tank

Taking a shit in the water tank of the toilet so that when flushed, dump water fills the toilet bowl.

Man, this party blows! I'm not leavin' untill I poop tank this bitch.

by Masked Avenger December 14, 2004

Poop soup

This is the liquid sludge that resides in the upper tank of the toilet after somebody pulls an Upper Decker. A healthy mix of shit and tank water!

I found a bunch of Poop Soup in my Tank after Jeff's friends left the party yesterday.

by Ed Bodine September 19, 2005

Poop scale

The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.

- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"

by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006

Itchy Poop

The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.

Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.

by Scorpidea August 10, 2009