Girlfriend

A female who wants your money and leaves when you become poor.

My girlfriend is a gold digger

by JustADudeOnUrbanDicitionary August 5, 2020

girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023

Girlfriend

person that is a female and is yours forever. Goodluck dinguses. (no goodluck u newbs) teehee.

My girlfriend sucks bc i dont have one. Im 11 u dingus. hahahaha newb

by ur average school kid November 17, 2021

National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

“National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”

by Uemm March 5, 2025

the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.

Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...

by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022