douche tits

another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

Pootie Douche

A verbally pouting and over confident individual.

He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.

by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018

Douche Gentry

#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society

#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery

#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates

#4 Chad P

#5 Raymond L

Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry

by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010

douche baggory

The act of being a douche bag. Such acts include lying, cheating, deceiving, being cocky, and acting like a jerk.

"steve hasn't called me in 3 weeks"
"how douche baggory of him

by boyssuckclub December 20, 2010

douche elitist

A person who has the douchebag disease!

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.

by Seminolemike September 26, 2018

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011