Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012

double redlight

when both ways to an intersection have red lights and both directions of traffic are stopped.

wow, that was a really long double redlight

by allisonthedopeshit January 17, 2008

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

Double O

LowTierGod's codename for coon (or even spook) when he wants to bypass ToS rules on streaming websites. Shame it didn't work because as of the the uploading of this definition, he's banned off of twitch.

"You can tell that this dude's a double o by the way he's playing."

by Fickt June 25, 2022

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.

Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.

by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

Double-Arrest

when one is arrested for two offenses in short proximity of one another. you get double jailed, double handcuffed, and double, tazed, bro

Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going
Man:about 30 over officer
Officer:Step out of the vehicle
Man:NO! fuck you i demand that you don't arrest me
Officer:who do you think you are? a lady? you cant flirt your way out of this one sir. your under arrest, Double-Arrest!

by alibiyqrbvipqrv April 25, 2011