barm cake

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day

So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."

by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010

whoople cake

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.

I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!

by DigiSim December 12, 2008

Cake Wars

When you get to slap someone's ass without it being rape.

Everyone was playing cake wars for two whole weeks.

by Lizzy ur Sauce bae June 1, 2018

sizzle cakes

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.

Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.

by esther2010 September 8, 2010

Cakes Moist

When a girl is turned on and is very wet.

Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.

Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"

by Retrosexual3 December 20, 2010

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019