im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

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i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

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National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

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they're gay your honor

when to homosexuals realize they like each other

Person 1: i love you lucas
Person 2: they're gay your honor

by renishere April 18, 2023

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pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.

oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”

by itserniie May 1, 2023

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