by JaneS September 25, 2006
Get the early morning ass blaster mug.A white Plain Jane so basic, average, and ordinary that is only considered attractive through racist Asian beauty standards just because she is white, has blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. These Nordic, Scandinavian, or Eastern European features erases all her plainness in Asian society as her one-way ticket to the ultimate White-Privilege in Asia.
These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.
You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.
Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.
These Basic Ass White Bitches are fetishized and worshiped in Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea.
You'll see them in tons of Asian advertisements and music videos so the same Asians will blow money for their cheap-ass products, since Asian businesses can't afford to hire attractive non-white models or actresses for their marketing.
Sometimes Asians will walk up to these Basic Ass White Bitches to take a photo with them like they're some sort of celebrity from Hollywood.
"Oh that white girl is so beautiful with her blonde hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She should be a super model here in Japan doing car commercials."
"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)
"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"
"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"
"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"
"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"
"Oh I want to plant an Asian baby in that sexy white girl." (Laughs)
"I think I saw her star in a K-Pop or Visual Kei music video before as the role of the love interest? Such a gorgeous white girl, she must be famous where she's from!"
"Ooh that gum advertisement is using a white golden-hair goddess as their marketing strategy! I think I'll buy some even if I don't like gum, but what the hell?! A white goddess was chewing some, so I'll buy some anyways!"
"AH HELL NAH?! What the hell is wrong with you blind Asian-Nazi Mofos? That is one Basic Ass White Bitch ya tripping balls over?! She ain't no freaking Helen of Troy?!"
"Dude the last time I traveled to Tokyo, I saw nothing but advertisements with these Basic Ass White Bitches everywhere even at Hostess clubs? I felt more like I was in Nazi-Germany than Japan?"
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Get the Lady gaga ass pussy mug.Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.
"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"
by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010
Get the C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) mug.1. A youthful Caucasian male who acts like a female in ways such as complaining, sassing, and thinking they know everything, but they actually don't know shit
2. Someone who has the personality equivalent to a fat bitch who just got her last Oreo stolen from her
2. Someone who has the personality equivalent to a fat bitch who just got her last Oreo stolen from her
1. Being too ignorant to realize that he himself was a bitch ass white boy, he called the other kids bitch ass white boys.
2. Damn, that bitch ass white boy over there needs to take a flamethrower up his vagina!
2. Damn, that bitch ass white boy over there needs to take a flamethrower up his vagina!
by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015
Get the bitch ass white boy mug.When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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