windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver April 25, 2016

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

i love you more

when i’m right about loving you more

Klaudia: I LOVE YOU MORE
Erica: HEY NO YOU DO NOT WHAT
Klaudia: YES I DO
Erica: well now you can’t because it’s in a dictionary

by ricky ric August 27, 2023

You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny

It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet

:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel

:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao

by Index ferny January 2, 2021

Where cool where you stay！

Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay！

by Under The Sun - 999 July 2, 2024

3 eggs cause fuck you

You can’t cum

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you

by Soupslip August 27, 2021

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019