i wanna smoosh you

a guy that says this a girl meaning he wants to squish her and stuff.

guy. hello babygirl i wanna smoosh you :)
girl. awe :3

by narla2 August 30, 2022

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

i hang up first

If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.

Oh I hang up first! !!!

by Bigman12345 January 12, 2018

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

by wheat lord October 20, 2022

I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass

Man, do I like twin peaks.

by UltraMegatronPussy February 27, 2024

I had to crash the build

When a program or server is locked up - you force close it through task manager

This pile of code is shit- I had to crash the build to get back to the desktop

by TwatCrasher January 04, 2024

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue While Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025