calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.

"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"

by MFP846 December 15, 2008

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Get your flirt on!

A phrase said to someone who is engaging in the process of flirtation.

Boy 1: Yeah you look good today
Girl 1: Thanks.

Boy 2L Get your flirt on!

by S-Fresh April 12, 2011

I want your “soul”

I wanna see that dick

“ yoo bro i want your “soul” ”

“ bet *wipes out dick*

by _gangmebers21336 October 6, 2022

Spam Your Bestfriend Day

April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.

I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!

by honeydy April 17, 2022