rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

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Narciss-Shit

A Negative Person who is of average or below intelligence that has an over exaggerated sense of grandeur, usually attempting to bully or degradate someone based off of false perceptions that only that person can conjure up in their own mind. an overt internal projection of their own insecurities manifested as a boastful pride in an attempt to appear stronger and more exalted than they really are which comes off as annoying and irritating to interact with.

ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : lol hes just less intelligent than a turd rolled in grease
Scout: hehe...and full of himself
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : thats what you call a Narciss-shit
Scout: haha

by Harlot O'scara January 10, 2019

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Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

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The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

by Crabtastic November 17, 2014

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snowflake shit disorder

a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns

A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)

by aliasie December 22, 2021

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