you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.

seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....

by Mizzrey September 13, 2013

up your butt and around the corner

Where just about everything in the world is.

Person 1: hey man where's the remote?

Person 2: up your butt and around the corner

by scipio076 December 17, 2010

blowing smoke up my ass

Complimenting a person merely to gain something in return.

Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?

Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.

by Old Polecat May 5, 2011

snot mike up puffed he

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea”

Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*

by sage g. January 17, 2021

imma fire u up!

imma fire u up- is a urban word used by most middle schools.immma fire u up mean u about to ROAST u..or imma bout to TALK about u..imma fire u up is really get on somebody shoes,clothes,or something they did.

FOR EXAMPLE.


Shakenya- boy,shutup imma fire u up!
Adonus-ok fire me up! what u got?!
Shakenya- boy..better get yo my hair so greesy l00kin azz on

by lil KNOWN middleschooler April 7, 2009