Tipsy chicken ass shot

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.

Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

by Trunks March 26, 2019

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Ballin Ass Rapper Drink

A mixed drink that surpasses all others in every way. Pour equal parts vodka and champagne in a cup with some ice.

Ball till you fall, or drink till your fingers stink.

A true ballin ass rapper drink requires top notch ingredients, specifically Grey Goose and Martini Spumante Champagne, but not errybodys on that Young Jeezy tip.

Ay nigga, time to celebrate. We sippin on ballin ass rapper drinks tonight.

Up in the VIP we pour Ballin Ass Rapper Drinks

by Drat Pack October 22, 2011

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Unmotivated Lazy ass mf

A person that just stays home playing games all day with no goals and no future. Doesnt have a job, or car, or life due to their laziness. Is only good for wasting your time and making your parents disappointed in you. Probably spent time in jail for stealing and/or smoking weed. Probably didnt even go to college or finish high school cause they lazy ass cant get tf up.

He needs to get unmotivated lazy ass mf ass out my house and outta my life.

by Humorrelated July 24, 2018

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