Your mom

A over used joke that people still find funny

Your mom is so fat

by Cjmruger October 25, 2022

shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”

1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”

by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

Cultivate Your Success

To affirm actions, leading to a desired outcome.

"Cultivate Your Success just took over Florida aw man we gotta move to another state bro!

by nextinline January 11, 2021

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014

Head your move

To have total control over your next move.

You can't keep asking others to show you the way, you need to head your move.

by ronni89 March 2, 2017

Your Mother

The ultimate insult for a 4th grader

The Tiger: You are too ugly

Kid: Your Mother would disagree with your statement that you are making, claiming that I am ugly when in fact I am not.

by LargeHog November 30, 2020