Tanbridge House School

A school full of nerds apart from one person called Olly Ryan. This boy runs the whole school

Person 1- I think I might go to tanbridge house school
Person 2- No wait until Olly Ryan leaves

by Big man yute Bledsoe November 25, 2021

Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

School

School is the most useless part of a kids like and that bullshit of a idea stands for Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Hey what is your bitch ass doing today? “I gotta go to school”

by Sksksksksksk [e-mail] March 26, 2020

copthall school

A GHETTO ASS school in North London which is filled with a bunch rats that are fake, loud, annoying and rude. The teachers are annoying and care more about your uniform then your actual education.

Person 1: yo have you heard about that ratchet school “copthall school”
Person 2: yeah it’s that school where ms Forde the fat don works at
By Fattttttyyy December 27, 2018

by Fattttttyyy December 27,2018 May 23, 2021

School

A school is where you get locked up for seven hours by multiple staff members and have to remember many skills you will never use in daily life as a form of torture. School is for criminals that are too dangerous for even the best maximum prisons, sometimes schools have an event called school shootings, where staff herd up all the prisoners up and keep them inside the building with the shooter instead of going outside.

"School is a great form of education for anybody, of any age"- Satan

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

northwestern middle school

if you’re not a basic white bitch then this school will be a living hell for you everyone here is a rich, stuck up, racist piece of shit. Don’t fuck with anybody at this school. The bathrooms are nasty as fuck and has a huge roach problem too.

Skai: “What school are you going to next year”? Tyler:”I’m going to northwestern middle school”
Skai:”Good luck, northwestern is a literal hell hole”.

by yung.goddess November 6, 2021

School

A educational place where kids are force to go against their will.
It teaches you useless stuff and 89% of students are either stress or depressed.
They defend this by saying "stress is good for you"

Hey mom do I have to go to school today.
I have a test and I don't want to go
Mom: I DONT CARE GO!!!!

by Mylife is strange September 30, 2021