break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.

friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night

by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020

Check up on your syllabus

A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules

Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!

Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.

by nkssss November 3, 2010

Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.

"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."

by SawaDough June 5, 2022

Your mum

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

by Leeishere1 February 3, 2022

your mom

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells,

your mom is ugly

by Connection terminated. June 5, 2022

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016