You first

Go fuck yourself. You do not respect people like me and you will receive respect only what you give ME respect commensurate with MY contributions to society UPTO AND INCLUDING AI and then YOU will respect proportional to your contribution to society which is NOTHING. You do nothing but glaze yourselves for doing nothing more than fucking eachother and then take my money to feed your fucking kids. $200-$300 YOU KNOW WHO COULD USE AN EXTRA $200-$300 PAYCHECK? The guy who created AI, didn't get credited, and now they are trying to avoid paying. Not you. Not your bitch kids. ME. I DESERVE it more than you because I DID more than you and I did it while you were getting drunk and fucking eachother. Piece of shit.

Hym "You first."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Reap What You Sow

The act of having impregnating a woman on a one night stand. And not showing up until the child's 18th birthday to say "Happy Birthday, you little bastard!"

Wow Kyle, took you long enough to Reap What You Sow

by ilovebewbies March 16, 2022

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014

you choose

When you say something but you want to let the person hearing what you said decide what to use the definition as in one of those moments where the thing you say can be useful.

Dave: So it can mean changing the color of something, or to stop living. You choose.

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

yesn't you

no u

should we game together this afternoon?
yesn't you

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022

If you want my gun, try and take it

An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent

Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“

by Langiuca October 3, 2023