Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018

Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.

Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross

by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019

Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.

Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"

by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024

Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

Sour: DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
Dogtaro:DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMA

by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 8, 2024

Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.

Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*

by dorkeylordcoopersian July 6, 2016