Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning.

Good morning.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022