Plumpy Shit

Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!

Yoo, Ben you do have that Plumpy Shit because it is blue!

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

Shit Moths

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.

Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”

by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021

Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.

Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?

by Mr Underhill September 20, 2013

Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe

Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."

by DairyMilker August 20, 2011

mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022